I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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