how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Randomize
