if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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