do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
her facebook's as public as her vagina
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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