I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
wow bdsm is so cute
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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