I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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