everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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