i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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