playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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