Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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