i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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