I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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