Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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