i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
