Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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