I'll bet she douches with gravy.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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