I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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