its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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