Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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