So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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