when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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