if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Your dad touched me again.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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