it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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