Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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