In America we eat man semen.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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