Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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