I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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