So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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