how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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