Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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