i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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