and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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