Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I still have a little drunk in my system
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
