i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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