She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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