GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Randomize
