Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
