Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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