ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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