she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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