she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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