Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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