Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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