party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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