i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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