Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Panties = found
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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