i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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