??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
did i just pee glitter
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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