bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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