This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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