Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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