Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
how drunk are you?
Several
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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