I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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