CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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