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I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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