I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you will always have a special place in my vag
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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