even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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