no, he came in my armpit
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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