i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
you never un-have a 4some
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